Total Medals Earned: 450 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,375 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 3/7 (65/205 points)
Kill 100 zombies
Win the game on any difficulty
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Lose the game
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 12/24 (345/1,000 points)
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 5/12 (30/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Listen to a voicemail
Buy a dancing frog
Win a cockfight
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Went right.
Get a game over.
Use the B power for the first time.
Defeated ki1o.
Bought every item in the Clock Mart
Medals Earned: 15/17 (450/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/60 (30/395 points)
Open the 1st present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
It's cooked! In a good way!
Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the ninteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!
Open the twenty-ninth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!
Open the Night of the Little Candles present!
Open one final gift...
What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?
...and a very denominational Hanukkah!
Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote
Find Blade the Hedgehog
Find the impostor!
Meet someone sweet~
Meet a sky traveller
Find Bitey
Take them to see the world
Listen to the box's whooooole story
Help someone out
You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office
Meet Ponyboy!
Find Project 154
Play Triple Triangle!
View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon
Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"
Read "Times Up Santa"
Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.
Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"
Read the latest Cooper Bullet
Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic
Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration
Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen
Medals Earned: 4/14 (25/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars